Cups That Can’t Fix You, But Try Anyway

Is this a mug or a cry for help? Honestly, both. These chaotic little vessels are here to carry your coffee, your vodka-in-a-tumbler (no judgment), or the tears of your enemies — all while pretending everything's fine.

Perfect for chugging iced anxiety, hot regret, or lukewarm ambition. Whether you're doomscrolling, fake-working, or making life decisions at 2AM, this drinkware is silently screaming right along with you.

No, it won’t fix your life. But it’ll hold your emotional support beverage like a damn champ.